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Thousands of helicopter seeds are falling from our tree and many of them are getting trapped in our chairs. Like a little army of trees that will never be.
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Munchkin cats^^
they are like cat corgis omfg
(Source: youngmunchkin)
Socially awkward penguin in action.
It just swims away in abject horror. SHIT SHIT SHIT I FUCKED IT UP SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.
I can’t stop laughing!!!!
(Source: cineraria)
yo danny fenton he was just 14
when parents walked in on a gay love scene
he was about to be shown a world unseen
(hes gonna feel it all cause hes danny phantom)
when the condom didnt fit dash just quit
then danny put himself inside of it
there was a great big snap and everything just change
his hormones got all rearranged
when he first woke up he realized he had cum in his hair and it seeped in his eyes
he stumpled to the wall catch his breath and not die, cause he came a lot harder than the other guy
it was then that he knew what he had to do he had to fuck all the guys and kiss all the dudes
he’s gonna fuck both me and you
he’s gonna fuck them all cause he’s Danny Buttfuck
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